Discover the story of the song > I’m Like A Lawyer With The Way I’m Always Trying To Get You Off – Fall Out Boy

The protagonist talks about his past regrets and how he purposely ruins relationships to satisfy himself. He believes he is a failure but thinks his partner is still with him because their loneliness is "bulletproof". The chorus repeats that if he wakes up next to his partner, they are in a honeymoon phase even though they may not be in a good place. The bridge advises to accept that not everything is perfect and to prioritize our well-being, while the outro repeats the chorus.