Discover the story of the song > Things I Don’t Remember – ugly casanova

The protagonist sings about not being able to remember how he ended up in certain situations with his partner. There were strange things like dressed up alligators and disco dancing neighbors born in mashed potatoes. They ended up in odd places like the doghouse, but they figured out they are good for each other; she's the sailor and he's the port. He realizes he's good at making things look better, but he's not sure how they got to where they are now.