Discover the story of the song > Sports – viagra boys

The protagonist lists various sports and activities he enjoys while hanging out on the beach, including baseball, basketball, ping pong, surfing, skiing, and playing with his pet "wiener dog." He also mentions smoking cigarettes and "getting high," and buying things online. Throughout the song, he repeats the phrase "sports, sports, sports" as if to emphasize his love for physical activity. The song ends with him listing even more sports and activities he enjoys, such as volleyball and basketball, and stating that wearing sunglasses to sleep is also a "sport."