Discover the story of the song > Plastic Jesus – Mojo Nixon

The protagonist sings about his plastic Jesus, who sits on the dashboard of his car. He believes that his plastic Jesus will protect him from danger and help him on his journeys. However, he starts to realize that his plastic Jesus is causing problems, like ruining his radio and potentially leaving a scar if he gets into an accident. Despite this, he still finds comfort in having his plastic Jesus with him on the road.