Discover the story of the song > Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus – Mojo Nixon

The protagonist sees Jesus sitting at a bar and is unsure if it's really him. He wonders if Jesus would drink with him and buy him a beer. The protagonist then wets himself and asks Jesus if he's also hungover and how paradise looks through his bloodshot eyes. The protagonist also asks if they should take a cab home or if Jesus can walk on water, but the main question remains if Jesus would drink with him.

Summary: The protagonist sees Jesus at a bar and wonders if he would drink with him and buy him a beer. The protagonist asks Jesus if he's hungover and how paradise looks through his bloodshot eyes. The protagonist also asks if Jesus could walk on this much beer and if they should take a cab home. The main question the protagonist has is if Jesus would drink with him.