Discover the story of the song > Bow Wow Wow – Funkdoobiest

The protagonist is bragging about his skills and abilities, comparing himself to various pop culture figures and claiming to be better than anyone else. He says he's a good speller but also gets wild and crazy, like Hellen Keller. He says he's quick and talented, like a quarterback, and that he causes disasters like the Dukes of Hazzard. Overall, he's saying he's impressive and powerful and no one can compare to him.