Discover the story of the song > Cold Ethyl – Alice Cooper

The protagonist is reminiscing about a person named Cold Ethyl, who is now deceased. He remembers meeting Cold Ethyl and making love with her by the refrigerator light. He describes her as being cool in bed, which makes sense since she's dead. Despite her coldness, he expresses his affection for her and wants to hold her in his arms. He also mentions that Cold Ethyl doesn't have much to say. The song ends with the protagonist saying that even if he lives until he's 97, Cold Ethyl will still be waiting for him in heaven.