Discover the story of the song > Deck My Balls – Afroman

In this song, the protagonist is celebrating Christmas and talking about some things he likes to do. He talks about licking his balls a lot, and also about sucking a drunk driver during the holiday season. He mentions wearing gangster clothes, walking around with a gun, and smoking marijuana in a beat-up car. He says that baby gangsters sell drugs for him, and that he enjoys getting away with things and messing with the system. He also talks about being really high and wearing sunglasses, failing his classes, and hanging out with his friends in cold weather.