Discover the story of the song > Der Haaland Song – wumms

The song is about a soccer player named Haaland who plays for the team Dortmund. The lyrics describe Haaland as a giant baby who drinks kerosene and no one can keep up with when he runs. He saves his coach's job and wins the hearts of Dortmund fans by scoring a hat trick, and he promises to stay with the team forever. The song asks for more goals from Haaland and jokes that the goalkeeper needs therapy because he can't stop him from scoring.