Discover the story of the song > Dracula From Houston – Butthole Surfers

The protagonist is reflecting on his life, having little money and no future. He talks about wanting to teach his monkey to be cool and funky, while also wanting to see a doctor about his words. He feels like he's losing every time he plays the end against the middle and concludes that he's never coming home. The song talks about the fear of mortality and wanting to make the most of the time he has left.