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The protagonist in these lyrics is saying that if she dies, at least she can skate in heaven instead of being held back by the man on Earth. She describes her version of heaven as a place where she can relax with Jesus and smoke without judgment. She also mentions that in her heaven, there are no gates or walls, so everyone is welcome. The protagonist is frustrated with the rules and restrictions of Earth and would rather be alone now that she's dead, where she can skate freely and do what she wants without anyone interfering.