Discover the story of the song > If That Ain’t Country – David Allan Coe

The song is about the protagonist's family and their simple country life. His old man is a tough and hardworking veteran who works on old cars and sells used parts to make ends meet. His mother sells eggs at a grocery store and his oldest sister is a prostitute who can no longer come home. Despite their struggles, they are proud of their country roots. The protagonist challenges anyone who disagrees with him, saying that if their way of life isn't country, he'll kiss their ass.