Discover the story of the song > Midget Saw – Alestorm

This song is about a short man who kills a monkey with his shoe because the monkey had stolen his money. The monkey wants revenge on the short man, so they decide to chop off his legs. They strap the short man to a table and use a saw to remove his legs. The song repeats the idea that the short man will be chopped up and ripped to pieces, and eventually he will wish he was dead. The lyrics also mention a pirate's code that says both of the short man's legs have to be cut off. Overall, the song is about revenge and punishment.