Discover the story of the song > Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth – The Dandy Warhols

The song is about the protagonist's surprise that his partner has become a drug addict, specifically a heroin addict. He expresses that he never thought she would do drugs because heroin is not trendy and he feels partly responsible for not realizing she was in emotional pain. The chorus repeats that heroin is outdated and the bridge is an instrumental break before the final chorus.