Discover the story of the song > POPE JOHN PAUL THE 3RD – The Left Rights

The lyrics are about the protagonist wanting to be powerful and have a cool persona like the White Power Ranger or a polar bear. However, the protagonist thinks being the Pope, specifically Pope John Paul, is even cooler. They describe him as being neither too short nor too tall, and having enormous balls. The lyrics also mention the protagonist's desire to have sex with both boys and girls, but if they were going to abstain from sex, they would want to be the Pope.