Discover the story of the song > Pretty Keen on Centrefolds – Fight Like Apes

The protagonist is questioning her existence and asking why she was born, but her father tells her to stop talking. She goes to a cafe and notices people engaging in various activities, like having sex and driving, while listening to music. When she goes out with a girl, people start asking her about her partner's birthdate. She takes her partner to a show, but the crowd seems uninterested. She wonders if they will be able to go backstage. The protagonist realizes that she is fond of centrefolds and tubular bells, but no one will love her for those things. She ends by repeating that no one will love her like that.