Discover the story of the song > Private Eye – Alkaline Trio

The protagonist is obsessed with finding evidence of crimes and even looks for them in a lake. They also have strange senses that help them find DNA. They spend New Year's Eve alone and wasted, but hope to find someone who accepts their messed up behavior. They want to be able to continue doing what they want without judgment and hope to find someone who supports them, even if it's just themselves.