Discover the story of the song > Remarkably Insincere – Alice Cooper

The protagonist in the lyrics admits to being a liar and confesses to lying about being bad at sex. They also admit to stealing from their partner's safe and exaggerating about their sexual experiences. The protagonist also insults their partner, saying that they would only rank eighth or ninth in their class and suggests that they are not intelligent. They continue to emphasize their dishonesty and insincerity, claiming to be consistently insincere and asking their partner not to take it personally.