Discover the story of the song > Restless Legs – Half Man Half Biscuit

The lyrics are about the protagonist having restless legs, which causes him to kick and move around in bed at night. Despite trying different remedies, he still can't find relief and feels frustrated. He jokes about wishing an astronaut had this problem instead of him and even imagines his restless legs still bothering him in the afterlife. In the end, he accepts it as just a part of who he is.