Discover the story of the song > Return To Camp Granada – Allan Sherman

The protagonist is writing a letter to his parents from Camp Granada. He tells them that his broken bone is getting better and no one knows where his stuff is. He mentions that the food at camp is improving and there are no bugs in it. The camp nurse is a good swimmer and her name is Mrs. Pellagrini. He asks his parents if they have ever seen a whale in a bikini. He complains about the thin bathroom doors and asks if they can be moved indoors. He says that they are tired of Mother Goose and that they will have Lenny Bruce for entertainment next Friday. He asks his parents if he can stay at camp because he loves it there. He asks his mom to send him some medicine. He wants to stay in nature and play poker with his friends. He tells his parents not to worry about his little brother because he will take care of him. He says that his brother plays sports and hopes they teach him how to blow his nose. He mentions that his brother wakes up early and goes to the quicksand, but now he is not lonely and his bed may be wet.