Discover the story of the song > Shit Boat No Fans – Alestorm

The lyrics of this song are basically insulting a pirate ship and its crew. The singer is saying that the ship is terrible and doesn't deserve any respect. They make fun of the ship's poop deck, rudder, and cannons, saying that they are all useless. They also insult the navigator and crew, saying they are alcoholics and look like LEGO bricks. The singer then demands that the ship give them all the money in its treasure chest or else someone named Kristof will poop on their lawn. Overall, the lyrics are just making fun of the ship and its crew.