Discover the story of the song > Skullcrusher Mountain – jonathan coulton

The protagonist welcomes his guest to his secret lair called Skullcrusher Mountain and introduces his assistant Scarface. He warns his guest that he is too smart for her and his henchmen think he is crazy, but assures her she is safe for now. He confesses to creating a half-pony, half-monkey monster as a gift for her, but she doesn't seem to like it. He pleads with her to stay and not be afraid of him.