Discover the story of the song > Soccer Practice – Jonny McGovern

The protagonist is talking to his friend and suggesting they do something "dirty" together. He explains that he enjoys doing manly things, but he also likes doing them with his partner. The lyrics then go on to list activities like soccer practice, track and field, weight training, and joining the Army. However, in the end, the protagonist reveals that he was not actually talking about any of these activities.