Discover the story of the song > Tampon Lollipops – Skinless

This song is about a janitor named Ralph who enjoys his job of cleaning up garbage and dirt. However, when he is alone at night, he secretly looks for things left behind by women, specifically used tampons. He collects discarded plastic applicators and even goes so far as to suck out the menstrual fluid from a tampon and taste it. The lyrics suggest that he finds pleasure in these actions and considers it a perk of his job. There is also a mention of using moistened maxi pads to prevent blackheads and zits, and a strange mention of "vampire tea." Overall, the song describes Ralph's strange and disturbing fascination with women's menstrual products.