Discover the story of the song > The Size Of A Cow – the wonder stuff

The protagonist of the song thinks that life is not what it seems and he wishes it tasted like bourbon. He's had many bad experiences but believes these should be the best days of his life. Instead, he feels like he's building his problems up to the size of a cow, despite knowing that it would be easier to just believe what's in front of him and go home for tea.