Discover the story of the song > Thigh High Nylons – Mustard Plug

The protagonist is obsessed with their partner wearing thigh-high nylons and thinks it's the sexiest thing ever. They don't care about other fashion choices and believe that just the nylons are enough to make their partner attractive. They reminisce about trying to make a move on their partner but getting rejected, and still believe the thigh-high nylons are worth it. The song ends with the protagonist continuing to praise the nylons and wanting to make their partner theirs.