Discover the story of the song > Whip Your Kids – your favorite martian

The song describes the protagonist's frustration with children who misbehave and don't listen to their parents. They suggest that the children need to be disciplined through physical punishment, such as whipping or hitting them with a wiffle ball bat or belt. They make jokes about breaking the children's toys and punching a baby for crying on a plane. The chorus repeats the plea to whip the kids and the bridge adds that all kids need is a lesson to stop misbehaving. In the end, they clarify that it's just a joke and they would never actually hit a child.